The Biggest Lie A F**kboy Ever Told Me

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A NOTE TO THE READER: This was written in 2019, and based on events which transpired in 2018. I didn't publish it at the time because it felt like too much of an overshare, and I didn't want every dick and her dog wanking over it. Looking at it through the modern lens of 2024, I … Continue reading The Biggest Lie A F**kboy Ever Told Me

I Cheated On My Boyfriend With Hanson

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NEXT month will mark the two-year anniversary of the time I was forced to choose between the love of my life and my boyfriend. The love of my life was Hanson. And my boyfriend…well, he was a Turd. Like most arseholes he didn’t really start out like one. My ex wasn't just an arsehole. He … Continue reading I Cheated On My Boyfriend With Hanson