I don't know what everyone is so worried about...
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Fuck Off We’re Full (Of Racist, Ignorant & Bigoted Numpties)
YOU know what? I like the Boat People/Illegals/Queue Jumpers or whatever you racists call them. Do you know who I don't like? People who are proud to be Australian. For somebody to draw any sense of pride from the place they come from denotes idiocy of the highest order. It's literally the one thing in … Continue reading Fuck Off We’re Full (Of Racist, Ignorant & Bigoted Numpties)
I Cheated On My Boyfriend With Hanson
NEXT month will mark the two-year anniversary of the time I was forced to choose between the love of my life and my boyfriend. The love of my life was Hanson. And my boyfriend…well, he was a Turd. Like most arseholes he didn’t really start out like one. My ex wasn't just an arsehole. He … Continue reading I Cheated On My Boyfriend With Hanson
If The Milk Smells Off It Probably Is
A WISE person once said people should approach all relationships in the same way they approach a carton of milk. If the milk smells off, it probably is. The person that said this wasn't actually that wise, but they did have a point. Everybody knows milk can be a little iffy, especially when you … Continue reading If The Milk Smells Off It Probably Is
Nobody Gives A Shit About You
EVERY now and then I come across a person who seems to have missed a basic social memo. The social memo says: - NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU AS MUCH AS YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF - So Just Shut Up. When you find yourself crossing paths with a “missed-the-social-memo” person, you’ll know it. If you’ve missed … Continue reading Nobody Gives A Shit About You