SOMEONE once said to me, "Alex, you have zero chill". Admittedly, at the time, I was running down King Street squawking like an actual bird because I was excited but still, they had an incredibly valid point. But do you know what's cool? Caring. And I do a lot of that. I'm the kind of … Continue reading This Is The Only Way To Respond To A Breakup
I'VE long held the opinion that no matter how inappropriately a woman behaves, there will still always be men who are more than willing to have sex with her. In fact, I’d almost go as far as to say the more weird and 'crazy' a girl is, the more likely she is to have a … Continue reading Proof Men Love Crazy Women
NEXT month will mark the two-year anniversary of the time I was forced to choose between the love of my life and my boyfriend. The love of my life was Hanson. And my boyfriend…well, he was a Turd. Like most arseholes he didn’t really start out like one. My ex wasn't just an arsehole. He … Continue reading I Cheated On My Boyfriend With Hanson
It's like fundamentalism without 'da mental' part 