SOMEONE once said to me, "Alex, you have zero chill". Admittedly, at the time, I was running down King Street squawking like an actual bird because I was excited but still, they had an incredibly valid point. But do you know what's cool? Caring. And I do a lot of that. I'm the kind of … Continue reading This Is The Only Way To Respond To A Breakup
IF this offends you good. You deserve it. Competitions: I’m going to say this once and once only. Do not share anything that says “share to win”. You will not win. Not only will you not win, you will LOSE AT LIFE YOU FUCKING MORONIC LOSER. Is there some kind of vaccination against stupidity? We need … Continue reading 10 Ways You’re Being A…
I'VE long held the opinion that no matter how inappropriately a woman behaves, there will still always be men who are more than willing to have sex with her. In fact, I’d almost go as far as to say the more weird and 'crazy' a girl is, the more likely she is to have a … Continue reading Proof Men Love Crazy Women
I don't know what everyone is so worried about...
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YOU know what? I like the Boat People/Illegals/Queue Jumpers or whatever you racists call them. Do you know who I don't like? People who are proud to be Australian. For somebody to draw any sense of pride from the place they come from denotes idiocy of the highest order. It's literally the one thing in … Continue reading Fuck Off We’re Full (Of Racist, Ignorant & Bigoted Numpties)
NEXT month will mark the two-year anniversary of the time I was forced to choose between the love of my life and my boyfriend. The love of my life was Hanson. And my boyfriend…well, he was a Turd. Like most arseholes he didn’t really start out like one. My ex wasn't just an arsehole. He … Continue reading I Cheated On My Boyfriend With Hanson
A WISE person once said people should approach all relationships in the same way they approach a carton of milk. If the milk smells off, it probably is. The person that said this wasn't actually that wise, but they did have a point. Everybody knows milk can be a little iffy, especially when you … Continue reading If The Milk Smells Off It Probably Is
EVERY now and then I come across a person who seems to have missed a basic social memo. The social memo says: - NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU AS MUCH AS YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF - So Just Shut Up. When you find yourself crossing paths with a “missed-the-social-memo” person, you’ll know it. If you’ve missed … Continue reading Nobody Gives A Shit About You
It's like fundamentalism without 'da mental' part 