Top 10 Most & Least Desirable Male Professions As Voted By Me

SO the results are in and yet again, I agree with myself.

These lists aren’t indicative of what is deemed to be attractive, rather they’re a guide as to what one might want or look for in a long-term partner in theory. But as we know life isn’t a theory and we’re all going to end up with Accountants.

Most Desirable:

Architect – Passionate, dedicated, creative and cool. Did I mention they can design a really beautiful house for you? Yeah. That’s their “thing” it’s…it’s just what they do. Hot.

Vet – Just as smart as a Doctor, but with ‘family friendly’ hours. These people dedicate their lives to saving and nurturing animals FFS. Anybody who loves animals that much has got to be of good character – a real softy! Just imagine how much love they’d have for you…and the babies…and the puppies. Oh God I’m lactating.

Human Rights Lawyer – Is there anything more attractive than a highly intelligent person who could use their skills to make a bucket load of money, but instead chooses to turn their hand at supporting the plight of those less fortunate? Doubtful. You can stick your moral compass in me, I won’t object.

Osteopath – Uhhh, have you ever been to an Osteo? Yeah. If you have, you’ll know what I’m talking about.

Psychologist – Let me see…hmmm…a man who likes to talk about feelings? A man who’s interested in the mind, cares about people’s emotional well being and genuinely wants to make people happy? Did somebody say Insanal? I think he and my insanity would go great together, I’d let him delve as deep as he wanted…and imagine the quality of the pillow talk?!

Art Director – Highly creative, talented and driven but not a starving artist? Yes please. I’ll have him for dinner and dessert.

Digital Strategist – Men and technology are quite simply, hot. I’m probably one of the most technologically competent women I know…and I suck. Everyone knows men are just better at it. And you know what? That’s okay because you can digitise my strategy any day, baby.

University Professor – Passionate about knowledge, super intelligent and committed to educating the population? Not to mention he’s got a PhD*.

*Pretty Huge Dick – yeah, I just stooped to that level…

Film & TV Producer– Creative, successful and gets things DONE… “Really Mister TV Producer man, that’s all I have to do become a star?! Oh ok…if you insist! Teehehe.”

Political Speech/Policy Writer – Politicians have the “gift of the gab”, policy writers are the gab. Think about it.

Least Desirable (NOT to be mistaken for least attractive, just least desirable – there’s a difference!)

AFL Footballer – A footballer spends his life training and mentally preparing to chase a leather ball around at all costs, usually to the detriment of his health and safety. He is trained to care about that one thing alone. He gets paid an exorbitant amount to do so and is hailed as a hero for doing it. He believes his own hype… and he rapes women.

Actor –Actors are essentially professional liars who get it on with each other for a living. They spend their days exploring, expressing and fabricating every emotion on the spectrum.  Sure, they can be awesome people…but let them stick to their own kind, trust me. They “get” each other.

Musician – Sexy and talented, the musician is great. Especially if you’re into alcoholics with no money who cry either before, during, or after sex and then sing about it.

Professional Poker Player – These guys are the same guys that read “The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pick Up Artists”, practice magic tricks & NLP, wear fedoras, idolise Jordan Belfort and “only date models”. I don’t have a poker face. I do however have a “you’re a dick head face”.

 

Real Estate Agent – Put your hand up if you’ve ever had a good experience with a Real Estate Agent? Anybody? Last call? Going once, going twice, SOLD to the liar in the corner!

Stock Broker – Essentially just a glorified Bookmaker with all the ethics of a used car salesmen.

Masseuse – Kill-Fuck-Marry… Is “vomit on their face” an option? The walking cliche’ of sleaziness oozing grease from every orifice, this guy rubs people for a living and probably thinks you find this sexy. Get yo hands OFF ME! Do not touch me Jose’.

Tour Guide ­– Maybe I’m being a bit unfair with this one, but there’s something really “off” about Tour Guides…They’re just so…annoying. 

Professional Extreme Sportsman (of any kind) The only thing undesirable about this profession is…well, everything. Particularly the “will probably die young factor”. You’ll end up raising all of the babies on your own!

Professional Bookmaker (Bookie) – By definition, this person makes a living off people losing. Can you get much lower than that? What kind of existence would that be? What kind of person would want to do that every day? NOT the kind of person I would ever want to be with that’s for sure.